Who are you?
That's a good question. For those who don't know me, my name is Sturmacht. I main a level 80 Air Sacrier, and have a couple alts that I'm currently not doing anything with, because I am fickle, so don't worry about them. For those who do know me, you're welcome.
That's great and all, but why should I care?
Well, if you're reading this, I'm in the same guild as you. So you're stuck with me.
Oh great, you're that guy.
That's not a question.
Fine. Can I have ten bucks?
No. Next question.
Well, if we're going to spend time around each other, could you tell me a bit about yourself?
Absolutely, I love talking about me! It's my favorite subject! Well, I'm [message redacted] years old, and I can very often be found hanging around various areas in the World of Twelve, spouting general nonsense and participating in conversations that I have no right being in. Sometimes I actually play the game too; I think that's a thing that has happened. When I'm not playing Wakfu, I'm probably hard at work at my job as a [message redacted], or doing some other fun activity like running, watching some television show or movie that I think is much better than it actually is, listening to music, playing a video game that isn't Wakfu, playing any number of various card games (playing cards, CCGs, if it's on cardboard, I've probably played it.) or doing something else fun, use your imagination. Also, I live by the ocean. Sometimes I go sailing. Also, I tend to use the word "also" as a terrible segue for inane, tangentially related topics.
Also, I like to make puns. A lot.
Oh god, not puns.
Not a question! We went over this.
Um, do you do anything useful?
Well, I consider myself to be fairly knowledgeable about this game and its mechanics, especially in regards to character builds and specializations (I love theorycrafting, for some weird, self-deprecating reason), and I enjoy helping people out on that front.
This has been a complete waste of my time.
Well that's me and if you don't like it, then... I guess I probably don't like you either. But if you have enjoyed this little moment we've shared, then congratulations! You've just won a brand-new (used), fully-loaded (bare minimum), highly-rated (by poorly-rated publications) Sturmacht!
Also, CAW!
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Hello Sturmacht! Welcome to the forum!